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Canna Patch Kids REBOOTED is here — and so is LEGENDARY
Grab your snacks and loosen the stretchy pants: Canna Patch Kids REBOOTED has landed. We went through every corner of the Patch — the originals, the Batch 2 animal crew and the bakers — picked out the best (the funniest ideas, the faces you can actually read, the props that fit the new frame) and gave every single one of them a promotion.
Every Kid came back one grade higher
Standards are now Rare. Rares went Super Rare. Super Rares got bumped up to Epic, and Epics are now Mythic. Every card has been rebuilt on the new v3 frame — the same crisp, hard-edged standard as EL JEFFE JEFF’s own card — so no more text crashing into faces, and there’s a fresh, cheeky trait on every one.
Say hello to LEGENDARY
So what happens when a Mythic gets a promotion? You get a brand-new rarity. LEGENDARY sits above Mythic: six stars, a crystal-crown badge and a platinum-and-white crystal frame with rainbow edges, in its own diamond-aqua colour. 5 Kids made the cut.
How rare? Every time a prize pack holds a Super Rare or better — in Trivia, Bubble Pop or the arcade games — there’s a 1 in 200 chance it holds a Legendary instead, while copies last. Only 2 of each Legendary will ever exist, and each one is worth 200 points on the Collectors board.
Ones to watch
- BAKED BOB (RB-094, Legendary) has been on fifty camping trips and seen three of them. He wears a crown so nobody dares wake him, and surfaces just in time for toasted marshmallows.
- Snot Colossus Colin (RB-100, Legendary) sneezed a snot bubble so big it swallowed an entire alley. He’s sitting tight inside until it pops.
- Lightning Lottie (RB-098, Legendary) got struck by lightning mid-nose-pick. Her hair’s standing on end and her booger now glows in the dark. Honestly, an upgrade.
- Lid-Heavy Lola (RB-085, Mythic) has crossed three towns without opening her eyes once. Rustle a crisp packet, though, and she’s wide awake in half a second.
- Playin' Possum Pete (RB-001, Rare) drops “dead” the second anyone mentions the bins, then makes a miraculous recovery the moment a cheese puff bag rustles.
The REBOOTED line-up
| Rarity | Kids | Copies of each, ever |
|---|---|---|
| Rare | 33 | 20 |
| Super Rare | 27 | 10 |
| Epic | 16 | 5 |
| Mythic | 14 | 2 |
| Legendary | 5 | 2 |
| Total | 95 |
A few more REBOOTED Kids are still getting a final check before they join the album.
How to win them
REBOOTED Kids go straight into the same prize packs as every other Kid of their rarity. Score 5 or more in Trivia, pop enough bubbles in Bubble Pop or win one of the arcade games, pick a pack — and it could hold one. Every Kid you already own stays in your collection exactly as it is.
Headlining: EL JEFFE JEFF
Leading the launch is EL JEFFE JEFF (CG-001), our 1-of-1 $1,000 giveaway card. He isn’t in the REBOOTED packs: he has his own secret winning game, and only a Verified subscriber can win him. How it works, the true odds and the full T&Cs are in his story and on the Canna Patch Kids page (open the T&Cs).
Now go forth, stay comfy, and may your snack drawer be forever full.