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New Canna Patch Kids have landed: meet the ALIEN STRAINZ 🛸

New Canna Patch Kids: the Alien Strainz led by Moon Minister Bäll Bägs, plus Sheriff Irish Wick

Look up. No, further. Something green, purple and deeply snack-motivated just touched down on the Patch: ALIEN STRAINZ, a brand-new Canna Patch Kids series straight from the far side of the moon.

Meet the Alien Strainz

Moon Minister Bäll Bägs — AS-001, Mythic · one of one — **Moon Minister Bäll Bägs** · AS-001 · Mythic · one of one — “Chin of the Realm, Pride of the Moon”

Marjuana Marv — AS-003, Standard — **Marjuana Marv** · AS-003 · Standard — “Grows the reddest crop on Mars”

Star Slice Spike — AS-004, Standard — **Star Slice Spike** · AS-004 · Standard — “One slice, three light-years”

Galactic Gummy Gertie — AS-005, Standard — **Galactic Gummy Gertie** · AS-005 · Standard — “Chews gummies at warp speed”

Nebula Nibble Nell — AS-006, Standard — **Nebula Nibble Nell** · AS-006 · Standard — “Snacks on stardust from dying stars”

Only ONE Moon Minister Bäll Bägs will ever exist

Moon Minister Bäll Bägs is a Mythic · one of one card. There is exactly one copy in the whole universe. Whoever pulls him from a pack keeps the only one — and when you open his card big, a slow rainbow shine rolls across it.

And riding in from the desert: Sheriff Irish Wick 🤠

Saddled up on his trusty Rottweiler, the fastest rip in the West has two cards out there:

Sheriff Irish Wick — TB-001, Standard — **Sheriff Irish Wick** · TB-001 · Standard — “Fastest rip in the West”

Sheriff Irish Wick — TB-200, Legendary · one of one — **Sheriff Irish Wick** · TB-200 · Legendary · one of one — “Fastest rip in the West”

How to win them

The new Kids go straight into the same prize packs as every other Kid of their rarity. Score 5 or more in Trivia, pop enough bubbles in Bubble Pop or win one of the arcade games, pick a pack — and it could be one of them. Every game you finish also gives you a free Standard card for playing. A perfect 10/10 in Trivia gives a 40% chance of a Mythic pack — that’s where Moon Minister is hiding, while he’s still out there.

Every Kid you already own stays in your collection exactly as it is. Now go forth, look busy, and keep one eye on the sky.

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