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🔥 Fake 420 News: The family-size bag of chips Diplomacy Summit
He (Irish) woke up and had some gummies, and decided the fairest way to eat a family-size bag of chips was to split it evenly with his own shadow using a ruler, for accuracy. This somehow became a forty-minute summit covering portion sizes, "the true meaning of sharing," and a formal handshake agreement that neither party fully remembers the terms of. A snack treaty was signed on the back of an envelope. It was, by all accounts, an enormous diplomatic success, and the family-size bag of chips was, eventually, shared. Mostly. (Fake 420 News: a made-up bit of fun — not a real event.)