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🔥 Fake 420 News: Irish and the garden hose Incident
He (Irish) woke up and had some gummies, and somehow ended up in a forty-minute standoff with the garden hose, which he was completely certain had moved itself three centimetres to the left out of spite. He consulted a delivery driver who really didn't sign up for this for a second opinion. a delivery driver who really didn't sign up for this did not have one, which Irish took as confirmation he was right. A full investigation followed, complete with a "crime scene" perimeter made of couch cushions. The garden hose was eventually cleared of all charges on account of not actually being sentient, Irish accepted the verdict with grace, and the whole thing ended in a round of applause for absolutely no one. (Fake 420 News: a made-up bit of fun — not a real event.)