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🔥 Fake 420 News: Irish Adopts a Houseplant, Briefly
He (Irish) woke up and had some gummies, and somewhere around 2pm decided the slightly sad plant on the balcony needed a name, a backstory, and possibly a lawyer. He introduced it to the neighbour's cat as "Kevin," explained Kevin's entire tragic childhood in great detail, and firmly requested everyone respect Kevin's boundaries. When someone gently suggested Kevin might just need water, Irish gasped like they'd said something scandalous, watered Kevin immediately, then apologised to Kevin on their behalf. Kevin, for the record, is doing great. So is Irish. (Fake 420 News: a made-up bit of fun — not a real event.)