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🔥 Fake 420 News: The Mission to the corner shop
He (Irish) woke up and had some gummies, and twenty minutes later found himself fully committed to a mission: walk to the corner shop and back, "for the vibes." He made it exactly one street before getting deeply invested in a conversation with his own shadow about whether birds know they can fly, or if it's "just sort of a surprise every time." Forty-five minutes, several tangents, and one long unplanned detour later, he arrived home having completely forgotten the original mission — but with a new favourite cloud shape and a very firm stance on the bird question. Mission technically accomplished. (Fake 420 News: a made-up bit of fun — not a real event.)