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🔥 Fake 420 News: Irish Learns Origami, Sort Of
He (Irish) woke up and had some gummies, and decided the afternoon called for learning origami using the only paper available: a takeaway menu. Forty minutes and several increasingly abstract shapes later, the neighbour's cat asked what the final creation was supposed to be. After a long, thoughtful pause, Irish confidently announced it was "a swan, emotionally," and refused to elaborate further. The swan, emotionally, now lives on the windowsill. Everyone agrees it has a lot of character. (Fake 420 News: a made-up bit of fun — not a real event.)