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🔥 Fake 420 News: The whole block of cheese Diplomacy Summit
He (Irish) woke up and had some gummies, and decided the fairest way to eat a whole block of cheese was to split it evenly with a very calm goldfish using a ruler, for accuracy. This somehow became a forty-minute summit covering portion sizes, "the true meaning of sharing," and a formal handshake agreement that neither party fully remembers the terms of. A snack treaty was signed on the back of an envelope. It was, by all accounts, an enormous diplomatic success, and the whole block of cheese was, eventually, shared. Mostly. (Fake 420 News: a made-up bit of fun — not a real event.)